Dear Journal,
I hope I haven't offended you by failing to write for so long. You're my best friend and I wish we had more time together. I feel like I can confide in you like no one else, and you understand. You always understand. You're not like that whorish Diary who divulges secrets as though they were things to divulge. No, you're collective and reserved, all the things that I'm not. So thank you for always being there.

Your pal,

Me